The Beginning

[Vanessa Feltz]

*Bursts through Curtains flaunting self and showing numerous parts of body*

I'm back, Back to this once sodden place, Back to spread joy and positivity throughout these darkened lands,

For it is I, TUGBOAT, the mighty and brave.

I have seen the topics grow old, dark and angsty, much like an emo on anti-depressants.
You may have missed me, you may not, but I am back for good and none of you can stop my spread of rainbows and glitter.

Expect me. For I am coming.

He who waits behind the veil...
TUGBOAT!.

[fredward]

[DiogoJ42]

Who? Never heard of you.

[Jordan]

[Bear]

Who... cares?