Funny Things You've Overheard at Parks

[Sawboss]

That great glass elevator is pretty dangerous!

[inFusion]

Maybe they died of clinical obesity from all of the chocolate?

[mattiepearce]

Possible they died from boredom too...

[Aidan Lowe]

Not on park but this is hilarious. I hope she doesn't think a ride will actually go into Space..

[mattiepearce]

Not on park but this is hilarious. I hope she doesn't think a ride will actually go into Space..

If this tweet is about the teaser add that was released a couple of days ago this is hilarious! :lol

[tcw1993]

All the ones of people "dying" on rides, people falling out oblivion etc etc


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[coastercallum]

Was queuing for colossus at TP:

little kid 1: is this ride worth the wait (wait was only 10 minutes)
little kid 2: yeah trust this looks pretty sick, it goes loop de loop 20 times in a row.

](*,)

[Matt_1985]

Until they say "Noooo, nooo, no"

[Liam.W]

In Rita's queue: "did you know that Rita goes 100mph in 0.25 seconds?"

I face palmed so hard

[MakoMania]

Rita's queue- "u no this is the fastest coaster in the world, my dad built it"

:no:

[Liam.W]

Oblivion queue: "I can't believe this does a loop underground"

[Ryan.B]

Last week, "the Pepsi max is a wooden coaster, it's rattly and unsafe so they painted it and added more track."

[Stan.H]

Last weekend at AT Waterpark, in the master blaster queue (about a 45 min wait) "you know I queued 4 hours for this when this opened" Me - "Oh, dear" #-o

[wolfwynd]

Last weekend at AT Waterpark, in the master blaster queue (about a 45 min wait) "you know I queued 4 hours for this when this opened" Me - "Oh, dear" #-o

Wow... :no:

[Max]

Stealth on preview weekend
"How fasts this one"
"Yeah it's the one that goes 100mph in like 10 seconds init"

I don't even know how to respond to this.

[Adam.W]

-me and my mum walking up to Ninferno-

My mum: Let's go on the nemesis
Me: #-o [-X

[S.J_O'Grady]

Hearing old people talking about their youth like, "Last time I came here Black Hole was where Thunder Looper is now."

Then you just want to spin round and tell them that what they just said made zero sense.

[Morgan]

*points at Nemesis Inferno*
"Thats Saw"

[S.J_O'Grady]

*points at Nemesis Inferno*
"Thats Saw"

I witnessed something like that at Towers today,

Points at The Smiler;
"So that's Oblivion."

To be fair though, they're right next to eachother actually so easy mistake to make :lol

[hollyleaf741]

This isn't as funny as some of the stuff I've found on here in the past, but it sure did make me face-palm (then laugh!)
At Thorpe Park, my friend and I queued two hours for Colossus (After she told me that she loves coasters with a lot of inversions)
Then said (Right as we sat down) "Can we get off now? I don't like roller coasters that go upside down!" :lol ](*,)