You Know You're Addicted to Alton Towers (And TTF) When

[fredward]

[quote=""AmayaAiYutaka""]Whenever the number 13 is mentioned you have to whisper it. If you don't you feel as though you have failed...[/quote]

Yes, thats me... I also got told of in maths for spelling out an answer as Th13teen instead of the conventional 13

When you go to Alton Towers with a group of (10+) friends, and they all call you Dad and make you resolve all arguments and tell them which rides to go on when!

When your making a nemesis guitar...

[DiogoJ42]

[quote=""fredward""]When your making a nemesis guitar...[/quote]
I think we have a winner.

[Ritadz]

You have 137 photos of Oblivion on your camera.

You have 3 ORP's of Oblivion.

You like Blackpool FC just because they play in "Oblivion Orange"

You have watched the same Oblivion POV 1,109 times.

You dream of being on Oblivion.

You have an urge to kick chavs who say "Oblivion like well short, SAW da ride is well better, innit."

You write in Tangerine font.

[Jollylee11]

When you are like me, thinking about Alton towers 24/7, eating, sleeping and thinking Alton Towers. When your friends pay you to stop talking about Alton Towers like my friends do then you are addicted. Sometimes I even like to call people by ride names at Alton Towers! instead of Alex I will say OI NEMMIE Get here! (Btw that's Nemesis for people who didn't know.) :P :P You watch Alton towers POV everyday and You kick people and beat people up when they say THORPE PARK IS BETTER Or SIX FLAGS IS WELL GOOD :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Bear]

[quote=""Jollylee11""]You kick people and beat people up when they say THORPE PARK IS BETTER Or SIX FLAGS IS WELL GOOD :mrgreen: :mrgreen:[/quote]

Disturbing? Totally retarded? Neither. This is the voice of a TRUE FAN.

Learn from him.

[fredward]

[quote=""DiogoJ42""][quote=""fredward""]When your making a nemesis guitar...[/quote]
I think we have a winner. [/quote]


Great... what do I win!

[Bear]

^ take your pick from any of the TTF members!

[CoasterCrazyChris]

You know you are addicted to Alton Towers when...

You are a member of this forum.

Simples really.

[AmayaAiYutaka]

[quote=""CoasterCrazyChris""]You know you are addicted to Alton Towers when...

You are a member of this forum.

Simples really.

[/quote]

You got it

[hex4ever]

When you have watched the magic factory so many times you know all of the words and the names of all of the people

[fredward]

Just did something without realising and just thought I have to show you guys!



Theres about 15 comments inbetween on a completly different topic, and I just had to make the connection to John Wardley!

[Vicki]

You decide to make your Mac announce the time on the quarter of the hour, because the voice you chose basically sings ITHOMK at you! It's the cellos voice, Mac owners!

[starbugger1303]

When you constaley repeat ride announcments such as TH13TEEN : " Exit to the left and remember to collect all your personal belongings." RITA "Keep your heads back, hold on tight, you must escape . .. GO GO GO!"
And Duel " Please dont touch your blasters until the saftey bar has lowerd" and " Please don't pull down on the saftey bar, it will close automatically."

:P

[.Will]

[*]When you can pi$$ your friends off with Towers-related jargon!

[*]When your girlfriend leaves you because you said that Nemesis would look better in those skimpy knickers than you do.

[*]When you have sexual dreams involving the Alton Towers rides

[*]... When your parents decide to send you to a phsycatrist because you can quote back to them the Alton Towers price lists, with annual pass discounts!

No just joking about that last one, but the others are true!

... Honest ...

[UnleashedLlama]

I cant believe I'm actually admitting this, but...

You know you're addicted to Alton Towers when you edit teams on Pro Evolution Soccer to things like 'Oblivion' (who play in orange and black shirts and black shorts) and 'Air' (who play in sky blue with purple trim), then you create an Alton Towers league and cup for the teams to play in.

I think that the team name 'RMTFC' has a certain ring to it.

Now you all know the level I'm at. :P

[hex4ever]

I went with school to Alton but at the end of the day when people went to bin their maps, I kept them, I now have 47 maps under my bed !

[Prepareforair123]

You have watched the same Oblivion POV 1,109 times.

That's me! lol :mrgreen:

[Luce]

I went with school to Alton but at the end of the day when people went to bin their maps, I kept them, I now have 47 maps under my bed !

I always keep the maps too and I put them in plastic wallets to make sure they stay nice

[Madzieee]

When you go there for your first date?

[air_head]

When most of your passwords are Alton related