I stole the Nemesis Bus
I drove it back and crashed into the skyride station 3 years ago
I once got into an argument with the bookworm, he won
I stole portrait 13 and put it above the mantle
I made the elevator really fly out the roof
I used the toilet in duel, it fell apart
I tied an employee to it to make it look like it was his fault
I forgot about him
It was me who powerd the cycle in the UG tree house
I cut down a branch
My neighbour died
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The Nemesis blood is real, believe me
I once took a bath on the flume
You can't really fly, I sued
I thought Sharkbait Reef was Splash Landings
The monorail broke down so I drew in the queueline
Can you imagine how peed off I was when they painted over it?
I made the time capsule lifts work properly
I killed the guy who did the voiceovers for spinball
I used to be the guy who rang the bell in the ship on the hour
The new guy is a slacker
I got drunk and crashed somewhere in Katanga Canyon
I once spent the whole day in old macdonalds singing barn
I killed 6 therapists before I recoverd
I tried out the Nemesis gun and it really works
Thats why they got rid of the Thunderlooper
The replacement sucks
I achieved top speed in the driving school
I was annoyed that its water and not chocolate
I made it brown myself
Ive hijacked two hearses
I stole Feathers McClaw's chips
I never did get my Farthing
I didn't mind the doors
Nicholas Rudin got sued by Herbert West
Portrait 5 was modeled after me
I used a real cannon on Battle Galleons
I run away from the Mine Train
I never show up on the on-ride photos
I composed the Berry Bish Bash theme
I'm sorry
I did'nt remain seated in the Chocolate Factory
I should of listened to him
I really made it go 0-100
I panned for gold, I sued them when I found out
When the pinballs don't work in the queue, I go insane
I always go insane
Thats also why the giant duck went insane
Thats why they painted the tunnel red
Thats why they did'nt put anymore themeing in the tunnel
I once drove the car outside the hotel back home