Come on we all hate them Q jumpers

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[quote=""Doopy Dan""]I usually let the ride operator know, or ride assistant and if they refuse to do anything ill usually take a note of there name and go to guest services and let them know that their staff arnt doing their jobs properly, as i dont stand for que jumping one single bit,[/quote]

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I'm sorry but the staffs job is to make sure all guests are safely secured in there seats, and to help people. We aren't there to enforce the rules every single time someone thinks there above them. Obviously if you've told a ride host that someones queue-jumped you then its the ride attendent's duty to somehow get them out of the queueline or stop them from riding. But obviously its sometimes impossible for an attendent to do. I find the best way to stop queue jumpers is to just walk towards them if they say jump a fence. They usually jumpy right back over. :D
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I'm going to AT on 15th, if i see any queue jumpers i will take your advise and block them, and slow to a crawl :arrow: :mrgreen:
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My mate I'm going with tomorrow is in the police and, as such always has to have his badge on him - any queue jumpers tomorrow might be in for a shock... ;)
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Be good to see the shock on some chav's face when they try and push past you then :twisted: . Bet it'll be a picture, almost as funny as the look on peeps faces when they jump the queue at the start of the rapids queue line and end up at the exit.
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QUEUE JUMPERS BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D







(sorry it just really winds me up)!
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ahhhhhhh dont remind me :evil: i get Q jumped on nearly every ride by an idiotic chav...

but 50% get caught in the end :clap:
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To be honest, i have never really had/seen any queue jumpers maybe the odd one or two, and only when i was at chessington, someone pushed past me and ma mate, so we told the ride host and they sent him to re-join the queue, although they can escort you out of the park.
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Never really seen many queue jumpers.

But this one time me and my mates were queuing for the flume and a group of scouts jumped over the fence in front of us!
They weren’t your usual stereotype queue jumpers, but it still was very annoying to see a load of 11 year olds pushing in front!

No respect for their elders!

Needless to say they didn’t get on before us.

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am i just the nasty one then??

I find it highly amusing to trip Q-jumpers up as they walk past....its so funny watching their faces as they turn around and give you that look.....you know the one i mean
"what was that for you f*ckin d*ck"...that kinda look

its like they don'tknow what they are doing.....mainly chavs though....yes, i'm chavist......grrr

lol

or usually, me and my dad usually stand side by side all the way down the queue line and block the gap so now one can get past....mainly my dad cause he is bigger in the stomach section

lol
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I just tell them q jumpers to piss off
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This Is what me And my Mate Do the Q jumpers!

Script

Me:la la la la what a lovly day!
Mate: yes!
boy:my mates there can i come threw?
Me:...............(smile)er........(Then go angrey face)......no....
Mate:now go these people have been waitng to go on so please wait like the rest of us............
Me:Shoe!.......Scatt!........Go......
Mate:go.......NOW......NOW now p*ss off!!!!

the end
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*beer2* ...

I once saw a chav trying to push in a q past a group of people, upon passing a goup of people, one of which was big burley bloke, they guy said no you dont and put his arm up, as usually the chav thinking he was all hard gave him some **** along with his mates, and this bloke just smashed him one proper hard in the nose...it was pissing with blood, and he trotted all the way back down the q almost crying... people where giggling to themselves. :mrgreen: :poke:

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I've been Alton Towers 3 times and I've never once seen a Q Jumper. o.O;

Unlike American Adventure. >_>; The staff there suck.
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Last time i was at Alton Towers qing for Nemesis and i stopped some q jumpers and when we jot to the station they told the op that it was us. But luckily he saw the sea of cheap burberry and came to us and we told him what happened and he told them to p**s off. The look on their faces was priceless.
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I put it down to todays chav culture.....
If they want it they will get it and talking about Q jumping, what about fence jumping?! I witnessed altons security take away some verminbecause they had been caught on CCTV jumping over the surrounding fence near the car park!!! But if anyone trys to push past me i confront the buggers...... or just silently spit on there back as they go past......... anyone else get the feeling????
Nope just me then
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I was at Alton Towers, and we were queing up for Spinball Wizzer, and as we qued up these people came along and barged pass showing the proirity passes, the were only valid for Air Nemmie and Oblivion, but they carried on. So as they got a head we reported them to the ride op. and they took the passes and kicked them out
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Well I'm happy to say I've never been faced by a queue jumper :)

...and I should think Alton are v. strict on thae policy, unlike Drayton Manor (and they make out to be aswell :roll:) I was once on Mealstrom and some discussting elder chav's jumped over the exit and sat down, right next to me aswell. The staff questioned as to weather they cam round the exit and they obviously denied. I tryed to drop suttle hints, but not too greater as to get beaten up. After another "are you sure" she started the ride and I had to endure their cursing and spitting throughout. When the ride came to a halt they admitted they did queue jump like they were bad boy's. Shd questioned them, and threatened to kick them out of the park if they did. Obviously another denial followed and she let them off :evil: :shock: How retarded can you be b!tch!!!

But sorry about that Drayton related story :o I hate chav's who queue jump at Alton Towers, don't you...


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Oooooooh you lot are gonna hate me! See, when I was in Parc Asterix with school, we were told to stick together in the queues, snd if we knew we wouldn't get on we did what everyone else did which was just say excuse me in French and gently sidle past to stay together. Go on, hit me, I know it's not cool, and don't do it here because a) I've only been to AT once, and b) it was so common in France you had to otherwise you'd be at the back of the queue. At AT I never experienced it just idiots mucking about in the Hex queue.
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Of course, there's a classic example in the River Rapids queue. Chavs behind me jump over a fence - to land in the exit ramp looking all confused and complaining. Losers.
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k We went with school to alton towers and there was a group of six of us so we ran to Air and me and my mate are more fit than my other mates so they were behind when we reached the queue so they just walked past everybpdy and jamp over the fence lol!
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