Most stupid concept you've heard for a ride

General discussion regarding the UK's No.1 Theme Park. Talk about anything and everything Alton Towers here.
SpinballEdders

Have you ever been talking to an Idiot a friend of yours about Alton Towers (or any other theme park) and say then they something like "there should be a ride with a 100 loop de loops with a 5000FT drop and should be called MW3: the ride" don't you just wanna punch them in the face? what similar interesting concepts have you heard for a ride that should be built at a Theme park?

EDIT: if anyone from the TTF team sees this move it to Ma's please thank you :D
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DiogoJ42

Just look through the future topics on this very forum to see some of the most retarded ride ideas ever.
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Possibly that SW7 is going to be a wooden coaster........
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Blaze

The oft-repeated stand-up floorless idea.

It doesn't need an explanation.
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a racing car in the thunderock rally in prehistoric times
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Oblivion with loop the loops & helixes underground anyone?
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I know right?
I was on to my friend about how unhealthily obssessed I am with AT and I go, ''so whats your favourite one?'' and she goes ''well, I like havent like been yet, but like wouldnt it be mint if like there was like this rollie coaster that had like a thing that like made you go on your front right, then you like go on your back yeah like wouldnt that be mint.'' and I said ''That one's already there. It's called Air.'' and she goes ''nooooo but you have like no strappy thing (she ment a harness), duuh! pfft, stupid.'' douche.
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An Intamin rocket coaster with a tall top hat.


Yeah right!
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.Will

DiogoJ42 wrote: Just look through the future topics on this very forum to see some of the most retarded ride ideas ever.
This! Well said Diogo.
Blaze

"Get this right, it's a roller coaster, where you are held in across your hip, and the lift hill, and you'll love this, the lift hill, is a loop!"
SpinballEdders

i figured this topic would be taking the piss out of real rides  :D  :lol:
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Inverted Stand-up wooden Rollercoaster what is launched at 400mph and has a lift hill 300000000ft high and 56 loops and 23 corkscrews and you are strapped in a crucified position by your ankles ,neck and wrists
.Will

Anyone remember the idea to build single rider queues from the park entrance to all the rides.

Ah I chuckled heartily  that day.
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People seem to keep talking about a wooden roller coaster at Alton Towers. Damn, don't they know how dangerous they are? Fools! :|
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I quote a friend during a conversation about the swarm construction

"they should build a one with a jump where it comes of the track"

a genuine suggestion, to which I genuinely slapped him round the face  8)
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Not really a ride concept, but the thought of taking a tired, second-hand standard model coaster from one of the worst parks in the country, moving and repainting it and then somehow having it called "the best rollercoaster operating in the UK" is hilarious.

Hope that never happens here  :oops:
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'They should close Stealth at Thorpe Park and make it taller'...Yeah nice one, Yeah I am sure they will do that!
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The Flying Kinkonator. 'Nuff said.
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Suprised no one has mentioned "THE PRANK" - "APRIL FOOLS" underwater coaster...
With live sharks in the lake !!!!  :twisted:

See archive topic for details..
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