Things people say about AT that you really hate!

General discussion regarding the UK's No.1 Theme Park. Talk about anything and everything Alton Towers here.
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You probably know what im talking about by the title!
I hate it most when people call oblivion the black hole! [-X

Im sure you guys have alot to say in this topic too!
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"The Nemesis"

Need i say more?
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"What, there's a Nemesis at Alton Towers as well?"


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"Oblivion is in X-Factor"
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Oblivion beckons in T-minus five minutes, be prepared for embarkation!

Eat, sleep, Apocalypse!
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(While pointing at the towers)

"woah, look at that castle"
Blaze

[quote=""Ritadz""]Look at that castle. WOW."[/quote]
Corrected :P
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"Thorpe Park's better."
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"Oblivion is rubbish because the cars are too wide."

Sorry, what? :shock:
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*looks at Th13teen* "Are they still building it?"
One I've herd countless times this season.

Ones that I've heard in 6th Form and College this year.
"Thorpe Park is betta lyk."
"Nemis is sick, init"
"Have you been on the Black Hole?"

:P
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Hex is crap :evil:

Hex is boring :evil:

I beg your pardon?
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"someone died on the blackhole you know!"
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Oh yeah, the deaths and injuries ones are quite annoying.

A woman broke her arm on the rocks on Nemesis, a man hit his head on the Oblivion drop, the Sky Ride cable snapped and people fell to their deaths, Alton is really a death trap isn't it? :lol:
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They once had a hologram projected onto Oblivions hole of a "brick wall" and a man had a heart attack from it so they had to remove it! :shock:
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Not relevant any more, but
"Oooh, Rita's in You-Gee land!" :x
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*Chav points at the Corkscrew Memorial.

"Ahhh, that is one fail of a ride, innit blood"

At that point, I lost all hope in society.

:x
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[quote=""starbugger1303""]*Chav points at the Corkscrew Memorial.

"Ahhh, that is one fail of a ride, innit blood"

At that point, I lost all hope in society.

:x[/quote]

Not heard that one, but have heard "Ooh look, they're getting another new coaster for next year"

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It is widely perceived as being in Derbyshire in my area, doesn't really annoy me that but is a common misconception.
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"Omgs, I got stuck on the drop of oblvion, it was well scary!"

Pure physics failed on that day obv...
JoshM

"Rita iz da fastest rollercoaster in da countryz"

Some year 7 said that too me the other day at school. Reason being, he thinks because it has a launch it automatically makes it the fastest coaster in the UK.
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"lets go on Spinball Wizard" I mean what, can you read? <!-- s]
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